Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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