Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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