he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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