some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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