Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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