So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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