Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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