people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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