i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize