It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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