is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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