I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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