U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
They are going to name an STD after you.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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