Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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