Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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