This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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