dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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