I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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