Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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