Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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