I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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