Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You can make out without kissing
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