my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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