So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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