On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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