I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
smell my finger.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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