i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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