I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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