This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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