You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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