im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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