Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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