so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
