Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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