Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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