Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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