At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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