butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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