Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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