We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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