It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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