Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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