She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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