I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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