His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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