This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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