I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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