I wannas sexs uuuuu
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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