on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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