do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
why is half of my head shaved?
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