In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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