I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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