their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
