My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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