But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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