I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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