on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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