i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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